kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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shine-brighter-little-fighter:

thegestianpoet:

barbellbasics:

This, this and more this!

look at the last pic help

I like to reblog puppy pictures for followers who might be having a rough day because hell, how can you frown when puppy so cute.

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yolobaggins:

cresbro:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

The Rita one omg

omg I cant get over the last one

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

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singithigh:

"To all the women who silently made history"

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jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

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newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

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So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

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