religiousmom:

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind

(via fake-mermaid)


spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via weavemunchers)



bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(via weavemunchers)


nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

(via doctorwhodunnit)


mickeyandcompany:

Highest-grossing Disney films adjusted for inflation (x)

(Marvel movies not included)

(via oswinnponds)


nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via ohitsjustkim)


buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

(via alexa-chung-wannabe)


idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(via yourenothannah)


marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

image

image

(via jemiima)


I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

(via shesridiculeus)


big-tapp:

That 70s Show cast, 1998 vs 2013

(via shesridiculeus)


 Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA

(via alex-turner-wannabe)


jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via fake-mermaid)


dmccranberry:

This was my favourite commercial to my favourite movie of all time. Spice World!

(via sectumsempraaaa)