mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(via fake-mermaid)


musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

(via southernlandofthemisguided)


bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

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weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

(via alex-turner-wannabe)


hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

(via fake-mermaid)


Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

John Mayer (via typical-boyband)

(via hebeiris)


conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

(via weavemunchers)


bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

(via weavemunchers)


itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

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woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

(via audaci-tea)



Have you ever asked yourself, do monsters make war, or does war make monsters?
Daughter of smoke and bone by Laini Taylor (via mcllscott)

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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

(via hebeiris)


Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.
Ricky Gervais  (via w-ildfires)

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vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

(via hebeiris)